(!-- Submitted July 8, 2006 01:53:29 by Poet --)
So there was this lady, who had to go to the
bathroom so badly. She parked her car quickly and
ran in to the McDonalds. On bursting in, she ran
in to a man carrying a tray of french fries which
spilled over the front of her shirt. She then
plowed through a boy who wiped his catsup covered
face on the side of her.
When she finally made it to the bathroom, she sat
in to a puddle of warm liquid that covered the
toilet seat.
(!-- Submitted July 8, 2006 10:42:19 by poet --)
She screamed at the top of her lungs!
(!-- Submitted July 13, 2006 00:10:52 by clarisse --)
She was so disgusted that as she opened the door,
she hit the lady waiting for her cublicle in the
forehead. The lady didn't even stop to apologise.
She just bolted out of the swinging door.
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